In the 1960's I was in the Army in Germany and during a reunion some Chelsea Pensioners had been invited over. We all sat in the mess drinking and as young men do the topic turned to sex.
After listening for a while, one of the pensioners, an RSM; said thats all right for you young lads but what about this :
I was in London last weekend and a young lady approached me in a doorway and said "Do you want a good time Grandad ? " To which I replied " Look at me I'm I'm 90's " and she replied "Don't worry Grandad I will see you right !"
So I went back to her place and went like a bunny rabbit for about half an hour and couldn't come. So she said " Never mind, lie on your back and I'll get on top ! "
I said " DON'T BE SO F______ STUPID, IF I CAN'T COME DOWNHILL HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO COME UPHILL ! "
After listening for a while, one of the pensioners, an RSM; said thats all right for you young lads but what about this :
I was in London last weekend and a young lady approached me in a doorway and said "Do you want a good time Grandad ? " To which I replied " Look at me I'm I'm 90's " and she replied "Don't worry Grandad I will see you right !"
So I went back to her place and went like a bunny rabbit for about half an hour and couldn't come. So she said " Never mind, lie on your back and I'll get on top ! "
I said " DON'T BE SO F______ STUPID, IF I CAN'T COME DOWNHILL HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO COME UPHILL ! "