Famous Quotes & Sayings

[Floid_Maniac]

Charlie Harper:
Let me put it this way: alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain cells.

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[lloydrm]

"Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts."

 

[Bogeyman]

There once was a man from Nantucket....

 

[wazza]

I'll be back

 

[isaiah53]

"sometimes you just have to piss in the sink." - charles bukowski

 

[JohnnyO]

"sometimes you just have to piss in the sink." - charles bukowski

And Charlie doesn't get asked to stay as much these days ...

JohnnyO. o/

 

[Electrif]

Bessie Braddock MP:
"Winston, you are drunk, and what's more you are disgustingly drunk."
Winston Churchill:
"Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."

 

[Boru62]

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake
W.C. Fields.

 

[JohnnyO]

" I have two styles of acting ... on a horse and off one . ".
Robert Mitchum
" That boy sure doesn't bring many brains to the party. ".
Robert Mitchum on Steve McQueen.

JohnnyO. o/

 

[Floid_Maniac]

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde
(* 16. October 1854 in Dublin; † 30. November 1900 in Paris)

 

[AnthH]

I'll be back

what about GET TO DA CHOPPA or LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT

 

[Boru62]

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

 

[wazza]

what about GET TO DA CHOPPA or LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT

The second one brings back happy memories.

Put that cookie down, now.

 

[Fox]

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

Legend, one of my heroes. Some of my favourite quotes by Groucho.

"Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child."

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception."

Beatrice Rheiner: "My name's Beatrice Rheiner. I stop at the hotel."
Ronald Kornblow: "My name's Ronald Kornblow. I stop at nothing!"



One quote I like the most comes from Eleanor Roosevelt.

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

 

[Boru62]

Legend, one of my heroes. Some of my favourite quotes by Groucho.

"Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child."

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception."

Beatrice Rheiner: "My name's Beatrice Rheiner. I stop at the hotel."
Ronald Kornblow: "My name's Ronald Kornblow. I stop at nothing!"



One quote I like the most comes from Eleanor Roosevelt.

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

Excellent, a couple of belly laughs, then a profound one to tidy up.

 

[factormax]

“Q (to Mike Collins, Command Module Pilot, Apollo 11 Mission): What were you thinking when your colleagues were out there making cosmic history?

A: I just kept reminding myself that every single component in this spacecraft was provided by the guy who submitted the cheapest tender.”


Michael Collins with daughters Ann and Kate