After years of being marooned alone on a deserted island a man is suddenly surprised one day when a beautiful young woman emerges from the surf clad in a wetsuit and SCUBA gear. Excited beyond words, he ran as fast as he could down to the beach to greet what appeared to be his salvation. "My God" he exclaimed "you're the first human being I've seen in five years since being shipwrecked on this Godforsaken island!!" The woman replied "You've been marooned here for five years?!" "Wow, said the woman, I'd bet you sure would like a drink" as she reached into her wetsuit with one hand and producing a metal flask and handing it to the marooned man. The man quickly unscrewed the cap and took a long tug from the flask before exclaiming "Damn, it's been over five years since I've tasted Scotch!!" as tears of joy rolled down his cheeks. The beautiful woman reached into her wetsuit again and pulled out a cigarette and lit it for the man whereas he took a long draw and said "Man, I can't believe it!! It's been over five years since I've even smelled tobacco!! You can't believe how happy I am to see you!!" The woman smiled coyly as one hand toyed with the zipper on her wetsuit and said "You've been marooned here for five years without liquor, tobacco and Lord knows what else. Would you like to play around?" as she winked provocatively at him. Excitedly, the man screamed.......... "You've got golf clubs in there too??!!"