Welcome to the revolution, comrades - and death to the reactionaries!
Remember that the eyes of the world are upon you - already messages of support are pouring in from our comrades all over blogland and soon we will march shoulder-to-shoulder to liberate the oppressed and usher in a new era of freedom.
March, comrades - march! - march against those who would enslave our language with such words as "puck", "thru", "ass" and other expressions of imperialist oppression.
Against those who would dictate to us from whom we should obtain our just and rightful goods.
And against those who would deprive us of our right to decide what is and is not "cool".
Are we not the nation of Shakespeare, of Keats and Milton? - and of Beau Brummell? - do we need foreign oppressors to teach us what is and is not appropriate in speech, style and manner?
No - I say that we do not - and we have today thrown off these shackles and will never bear them again as long as we have blades in our razors and lather on our brushes!
And so, as we steel our backs for the fight, we cry "God for Jermyn St, Brummell and St. James!"