Sounds more like an Edward Lear limerick.
There was an old man from Nantucket, who relieved himself in a bucket. If he'd been on the p*ss he often would miss, so he went on the floor and said #### it.
Is OK, I won't give up my day job!
(no offence BM, only bants, I just can't help myself sometimes).
Back OT, I can't answer the question but that soap is now on my list that I was trying not to have. All my favourite scents in one soap. Dayummm!
Zara (the Spanish clothes and homeware chain) do some fragrance that might fit. I don't know which would be closest as I have not (yet!) got the Tertius. But I do have "Vibrant Leather Oud" spray and 2 from their "Tobacco Collection" so it might be worth a look there.