- Joined
- Tuesday March 5, 2013
- Location
- Essex
Two great white sharks swimming in the
ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son
shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times
with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them
a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody."
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the
son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just
eat them all at first? Why did we
swim around and around them?"
His Wise Father Replied, "Because They Taste
Better If You Scare The Shit Out Of Them First!"
ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son
shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times
with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them
a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody."
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the
son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just
eat them all at first? Why did we
swim around and around them?"
His Wise Father Replied, "Because They Taste
Better If You Scare The Shit Out Of Them First!"
