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A pirate walked into a tavern & the bartender said, “Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened ? You look terrible.â€
“What do you mean?†said the pirate, “I feel fine.â€
“What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.â€
“Well,†said the pirate, “We were in a battle & I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.â€
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?â€
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship & got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really.â€
“What about that eye patch?â€
“Oh,†said the pirate, “One day we were at sea & a flock of birds flew over. I looked up & one of them shit in my eye.â€
“You're kidding,†said the bartender. “You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit.â€
“It was my first day with the hook.â€
“What do you mean?†said the pirate, “I feel fine.â€
“What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.â€
“Well,†said the pirate, “We were in a battle & I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.â€
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?â€
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship & got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really.â€
“What about that eye patch?â€
“Oh,†said the pirate, “One day we were at sea & a flock of birds flew over. I looked up & one of them shit in my eye.â€
“You're kidding,†said the bartender. “You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit.â€
“It was my first day with the hook.â€