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Last night's shave which arrives themed, 'The sufferance of burning shaves'
A hot razor - Tatara Nodachi
Burning blades - Brazilian Wilkinson Sword
Fire fur - Steven Jagger 30mm Cashmere
Suffering soaps - Signature Condate
Melting moisturiser - Collegen
Pyrogenic perfume - Floris Elite
'The latest in shaving fads. Don appropriate fire resistant suit. Set yourself on fire and voila.......
'The best a man can get'
Another karaoke shave (yes, two in one week) based on the world's shortest piece of recorded music, 'You suffer' by Napalm Death. I am actually surprised this song even has lyrics, so I will give a box of matches as a prize to anyone who can manage to get them in before the music(?) stops.
Hit play and away you go....
You shave
But why?
I'll tell you why. So that I end up smoother than a baby dolphin's bottom as provided by this happy bunch of shaving tools. Just not a bigger tool than I am.
When I first heard this song I thought 'This is the bollocks, and yes, I would'. A great introduction to Aldious and their drool worthy guitarist Yoshi. When I think about it they all have some of that drool worthiness stuff. Aldious and 'Sweet temptation'.....drool
A hot razor - Tatara Nodachi
Burning blades - Brazilian Wilkinson Sword
Fire fur - Steven Jagger 30mm Cashmere
Suffering soaps - Signature Condate
Melting moisturiser - Collegen
Pyrogenic perfume - Floris Elite
'The latest in shaving fads. Don appropriate fire resistant suit. Set yourself on fire and voila.......
'The best a man can get'
Another karaoke shave (yes, two in one week) based on the world's shortest piece of recorded music, 'You suffer' by Napalm Death. I am actually surprised this song even has lyrics, so I will give a box of matches as a prize to anyone who can manage to get them in before the music(?) stops.
Hit play and away you go....
You shave
But why?
I'll tell you why. So that I end up smoother than a baby dolphin's bottom as provided by this happy bunch of shaving tools. Just not a bigger tool than I am.
When I first heard this song I thought 'This is the bollocks, and yes, I would'. A great introduction to Aldious and their drool worthy guitarist Yoshi. When I think about it they all have some of that drool worthiness stuff. Aldious and 'Sweet temptation'.....drool
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