What are you eating tonight?

Chicken Acapulco its lovely! quick easy to make served with a dollop of soured cream, rice , a few doritos to add a crunch & a side salad.It's an Ainsley Harriotts recipe that i've tweeked to improve.
 
joe mcclaine said:
Scampi Fries, Toblerone and Vimto.

I hope it's a proper mansize Toblerone, Vinny and not one of those noddy efforts.

My vision is of you biting off chunks whole, then chewing it frenziedly whilst drooling slightly.

I hope I'm not wrong and you're not daintily breaking off pieces and nibbling them or summat.
 
Tall_Paul said:
joe mcclaine said:
Scampi Fries, Toblerone and Vimto.

I hope it's a proper mansize Toblerone, Vinny and not one of those noddy efforts.

My vision is of you biting off chunks whole, then chewing it frenziedly whilst drooling slightly.

I hope I'm not wrong and you're not daintily breaking off pieces and nibbling them or summat.

400g.

Could beat a Polar Bear to death with it.
 
joe mcclaine said:
Tall_Paul said:
joe mcclaine said:
Scampi Fries, Toblerone and Vimto.

I hope it's a proper mansize Toblerone, Vinny and not one of those noddy efforts.

400g.

Could beat a Polar Bear to death with it.

Well, maybe I can just quickly post something that made me think of you, Vinny, Check out the pic below. Now disregard the woman in the vagina costume. Yeah, you see that kinda thing all the time.

However, now take a gander at the other character in the picture. You thinkin what I'm thinkin? Yeah, that pair is pretty damn big.

Anyway, just wanted to share this with you, and sorry to slightly derail this otherwise delightful and charming thread.
 

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Hmmm, is that one of them thar famous Yankee festivals, Mart?

Chicago is obviously racier than I thought. Is that listed in the Dorling Kindersley tourist guide book?
 
Tall_Paul said:
Hmmm, is that one of them thar famous Yankee festivals, Mart?

Go ahead and laugh........this is from England. I wasn't gonna add to the rampant xenophobia here, but you have pushed me too far!

I hope you enjoy this crazy and heartwarming story:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/21/woman-dressed-as-giant-vagina-stops-street-attack-on-giant-penis/
 
dodgy said:
joe mcclaine said:
Tall_Paul said:
joe mcclaine said:
Scampi Fries, Toblerone and Vimto.

I hope it's a proper mansize Toblerone, Vinny and not one of those noddy efforts.

400g.

Could beat a Polar Bear to death with it.

Well, maybe I can just quickly post something that made me think of you, Vinny, Now disregard the woman in the vagina costume. Yeah, you see that kinda thing all the time.

However, now take a gander at the other character in the picture. You thinkin what I'm thinkin?

Martin, are you calling Vinnie a prick?
 
antdad said:
Martin, are you calling Vinnie a prick?

Why Tony, what an innocent question. Nope, I am not name calling in this case but instead just wanting to mention to him he has some 'stiff competion' when it comes to ridiculously large balls.'.

I have been thinking that someone like Tall Paul would enjoy wearing that costume for Halloween, as opposed to someone named Short Mort. Paul could show off his manly tallness in a non threatening and sensitive way.
 
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