Matron says I’m not allowed to talk to you very naughty men so I’m going for a lie down in a darkened room…oh dear and I have been threatened with Matron’s patented colonic irrigation TM (something about tubes, water and a bicycle pump), catheters and rectal examination and she’s muttering wire brush and dettol under her breath constantly and…and. Oh deary dear!
I am also under orders to purge my diseased brain of things like ER, 1912, Micromatic, Brass, GEM, Clog Pruf, Bullet Tip, G-Bar, GEM and GEM and oh I saw these pretty Junior things with brass heads and big fat handles like the 3D printed thread ones. Sunken treasure, Old Types, German ships, WW2, divers and GEM, yes ahem, GEM. And I like Connaught Shaving but I’M NOT ALLOWED ANYMORE! gem, jem, jim, who’s jim? eBay bad, Etsy bad, here bad, there bad…it’s all much too much!!! Can I go now, please…?