- Messages
- 565
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Q: How do you get three little old ladies to say the "F" word?
A: Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!"
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
A: Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!"
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.