Pliers

[factormax]

 

[Ebberman]

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Sorry, but the joke is not stroganoff for me.

 

[WiffWaff]

I always nail my scrotum to a medium sized chopping board… then I can carry it around with me. Not an easy fit down the front of your boxers, though…

 

[wayne_m]

I prefer to nail through my bell end, that way I can still reach the shed from my kitchen to get my pliers.