Hello. My name is Zuzu and I am 7 years old. I am the youngest granddaughter of grandad Chris. He has asked me if I can write his SOTD for him because he is fat and lazy. I don't know what an SOTD is. I think it might mean Sick Of Tedious Daughters, but who knows.
He told me I have to use his name Satanfriendly which makes me laugh. He is not Satan, or friendly. He is just rubbish.
I have told him to shove his head up his bottom and he can do it himself because he doesn't do much except annoy nanna and trump a lot.
Thank you Zuzu, you are no longer on my Christmas present list. Then again you never were. Or your sister. In fact I don't have a list. Saves me money.
So here I am day 4 of a new week of SOTD's and I finally make an appearance. And the usual fist full of shaves to prattle on about.
So with no further adoing I present three shaves themed, 'Shaving and fisting'
Saturday
A fistful of razors - Ikon B1
A fistful of razor blades - Polsilver Lodz
A brush with fisticuffs - Wee Whiskey Barrel
A damn good fisting - Yorkshire Lad cream
Fisting cream - Nivea moisturiser
Smells painful - YSL Homme
https://giphy.com/3XHO6b21uetZt3AUwl
'That's it lads. Just straight in there and give them a damn good fisting!'
If memory serves me right it must have been a great shave as I just don't do shite.
Unlike this lady who doesn't see to give anything lesser
Sunday
Iron fist - Occams Enoch
For a few shaves more** - Feather Super Pro
Hand over fist - Highlander LFC
Fist bump - Captain Fawcett's scarpicchio
Clenched fist - L'Occitane Cade balm
Teeth clench - Guerlain Homme
https://giphy.com/G7MSbSsdkHBfXVqkW8
(Nb 'Please see previous Giphy caption')
** And in the blade bin it went, so actually no more shaves more
A great shave? Nb Please see previous shaving remarks
And some more crappy Japanese girly music? Obligingly so. Stoned Green Apples. A kind of puffyshoes on acid
Tuesday
Fists of fury - Ikon B1
36 Crazyfists - Polsilver Lodz
Fist work - AP Shaving 24mm Cashmere
Bare fist - Signature Londinium
A fist full of knuckles - C&S C88
There will be no more Giphys this shave due to a giphy power outage**
Brilliance. At least I can remember this one as my memory does extend to last night. Phew. A bunch of shaving Gods and that super Londinium in the mix.
** and no more Japanese girly videos due to excessive media overload.
I will leave this SOTD with a lesson our Zuzu had on 'jobs people do' at school
My daddy is a teacher
My mummy helps teachers
My nanna Y helps teacher
My grandad J is a builder
My uncle J is a scientist
And my nanna P is a teacher
And what about your other grandad? The one who brings you to school on a Monday
Oh, grandad Chris? He's just rubbish
And she is correct. I said at the start I finally make my first entry on day 4. And here I am on day 5 finally pressing 'Post reply'. I truly am, rubbish
But I do love you all