An early start to the week, then do a disappearing act. You may well be thinking, he's selling gear, is he buggering off? Is he growing a beard?
Heaven forbid. A beard? Fuck that one, I've just been a lazy bastard and couldn't be arsed is more the point. So in essence, nothing has changed.
https://giphy.com/RJMtpSWy4zlI69Cl3h
'I used to read his shaving exploits every day, and then he just went away. Oh, how I missed his SOTD's'
'Shaving? I thought it was about expelling his bowels.'
'Same thing to him'
So a trio of shaves to present (the board of theming things have decreed the term 'catch up' to be illegal) and they are so themed, 'Catching things'
Tuesday
Busses - Occams Enoch
Trains - Kai Titan mild
Taxis' - Hive-2
Planes - Signature top secret coconut
Ships - Simple moisturiser
Bubonic plague - Laboratory Perfumes Gorse
Ahem. Against my usual tradition there will be no Giphy at this moment. I have been forewarned that any use of some form of moving characterisation at this point may result in restrictive actions further on. This is due to my self declared anti-corruption policy and a refusal to pay 'the management' additional Smarties for special treatment.
@Johnny Bravo
A new blade and the Enoch does what it does best. Gets me out the bathroom quickly before I am ejected on marital grounds. Nothing does shaving with such expediency and keeps a divorce lawyer at bay. Wait until she finds out I did catch crabs. And I don't do fishing.
One brilliant shave and I wouldn't have expected lesser even if I did smell of coconuts.
Came across these by accident and thought 'what a happy swinging tune'
Wednesday
Covid - Timeless bronze
Winter flu - Polsilver Lodz
Mumps - Cadman 24mm Tuxedo
Yellow fever - Captain Fawcett's
Smallpox - L'Occitane Cade balm
Gonorrhoea - Floris No.127
https://giphy.com/NhYoiEuFJWzte
'Am I allowed to appear at this point?'
This razor has really climed its way up my razor rating chart. It is probably the 'most daily driver' razor I have come across. It doesn't do overly aggressive or excessive, but what it does do is deliver the most wonderfully smooth shave time after time. Never steps out of line causeing collateral damage and is just so confidence inspiring. Do I love it? About that divorce lawyer?
A perfect bit of sink time and all finished in a delectable manner with the new and gorgeous Floris No.127
All a bit flowery for me, but hey, I can do nice.
I didn't come across this lady by accident and when I first heard her I thought 'What a pile of shite'. I haven't changed my thinking but she wins my blackened heart and there is something rather adictive about her music. It can only be Midori
Thursday
Fish - Stainless Mongoose
Birds - Kai Titan mild
Insects - Highlander LE 2023
Rats - Signature Londinium
Mice - Collagen
Syphilis - Guerlain Heritage
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'Thank you very much Mr.Bravo, and feel free to publish as much media as you like'
See. Giphy restriction
A lazy man's shave as perfection is a prerequisite with minimum effort using this bunch. And smelling divine. Right, that is it, out to catch something exotic.
And I shall leave you with some exotic Japanese ladies.
And some love for you all