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Should keep your toilet fresh for a few years.
LolShould keep your toilet fresh for a few years.
The ghost of Arko haunts the wet shavers worldwide? LolWe must not anger the Arko Man, with his beady eyes and his bountiful face full of lather, the Arko Man sees everything and knows everything.
He sees your fad for shaving soaps made by a Swedish man living in Java who calls soaps after abstract emotions you struggle to understand that smell like budget fabric softener that you keep on using to shave ATG (even though it makes your face beetroot red) with a counterfeit Polsilver SI in a limited edition SS razor that you outbid a B&B member on eBay with 2 seconds to go.
The Arko Man sees all this and laughs.
He was there before this and he will be will be there after.
ALL HAIL THE ARKO MAN.
(murmurs incantation in Latin)
Yea use Arko as toothpaste too lmaoTake everybody's toiletries out of the bathroom cupboard and fill it to the brim with your Arko.
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Yea use Arko as toothpaste too lmao
No need to go to the mountain when the mountain comes to you ..............
Yea dedo doing pifs lolNo need to go to the mountain when the mountain comes to you ..............
The PIF mountain !
No need to go to the mountain when the mountain comes to you ..............
The PIF mountain !
Yea I mean one stick lasts ages too lolIt took me an age to PIF away a box of 12 (well, 11) ... I don't envy the task!
Well I had a word with the bloke on the Arko cover and believe it or not he's fooled everyone into thinking that's akro lather on his face the truth is, it's a white beard loolArko Man, AKA St Arko, patron Saint of Bathroom Smells, smiles beatifically at Saj, in approval of the shrine he hath built to appease the shave gods. May you be granted a lemon smelling head for the rest of your many days, muahahahahaaaaaa!
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