So he smelt more like a colon than a cologne?Don't know if scents have gotten weaker or people are just better informed but overapplication seems to be a thing of the past... Not experienced it for a long time.
Well, there is one guy I know... Arrived to work STINKING, informed me he'd discovered this amazing fragrance called Drakkar Noir, I nearly pissed myself laughing.
"Probably has to push his testicles round in a wheelbarrow."Scents have got weaker, and people apply less. Both are negative trends. I recently watched a burly-looking fella of (I'm guessing) middle-eastern descent, walk up to the Chanel counter in Boots and spray himself very liberally with No. 5. He might as well have ripped the sprayer off and tipped it over his head. I just thought "now there's a bloke who is going to make an impression without giving any f*cks". Probably has to push his testicles round in a wheelbarrow.
When i was a kid, an old drinking pal of mine, who hadn't been out of the Army very long, used to talk about having a "Squaddie Wash" .... which was basically covering up the sweat and odours with a sustained spray from a bottle of somethingScents have got weaker, and people apply less. Both are negative trends. I recently watched a burly-looking fella of (I'm guessing) middle-eastern descent, walk up to the Chanel counter in Boots and spray himself very liberally with No. 5. He might as well have ripped the sprayer off and tipped it over his head. I just thought "now there's a bloke who is going to make an impression without giving any f*cks". Probably has to push his testicles round in a wheelbarrow.
Rubbing wrists breaks molecular (electron level) bonds, yeah? Pretty sure that's not how molecular bonds work but it's been a few years since I failed o-level chemistry.