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JasonK said:Visited friends of mine and my Wife's today. They're a retired couple in their 60's. They have chosen to fill in the form (OK I thought at this point, must get on and do ours :roll: ) but then described and showed how they had done it...
1. Taken NO notice of the boxes I.e. 1 character per box, neatly written in the box. Lucky if the answer to a question was written on the same line.
2. Filled in with a broad nib fountain pen (leaky) and the paper has absorbed and blotted up the ink making it hard to read
3. Partly scratched off / damaged the barcode(s) / serial numbers on the form
4. Answered as many questions as possible in such a way as to either be truthful but novel at the same time, or, have chosen to misconstrue the question if it is at all possible to do so and answer accordingly. Unfortunately, can't remember any examples at present. Too much to take in at the time as I was a little shocked.
5. And for good measure accidentally *cough* spilt candle wax randomly over the form, such that should it be put through a machine to be read / scanned, it stands a good chance of messing up the reading machine...
I'm not sure what smilies to use and more than one would probably be appropriate....
Now, as they are my elders and we should respect our elders (right?) do I follow their example? Asked tongue in cheek :lol:
I do wonder though, if they are in a minority or will lots of people find ways to rebel? I asked why they chose to adopt the approach they had towards completing the forms and it boiled down to them feeling that their privacy, previous capture and use of personal details, as well as being on CCTV when going about their daily lives amounted to the census being a step too far. They feel they have complied with the law as required, but are rebelling in spirit against it.
They aren't too worried about a fine (won't and can't afford to pay it) and I decided best not to discuss the alternative with them... It was time to move away from the subject. As an aside, they felt they were making a positive contribution for employment of the younger generations, as the details on their census form will very likely need to be inputted manually by a person as opposed to being scanned in by a computer.
It would be boring if everyone was the same I guess. I'm not saying I agree with them, but a small part of me has to admire their rebelliousnes and convictions.
Just to be clear, I am in no way wishing to encourage or condone non-compliance towards completing the census. Each to their own and if a forum mod feels this post is inappropriate then please delete and accept my apologies.
Thanks,
Jason
Wow! What a couple of absolute rebels your friends are, I'm just about speechless with admiration for them and their ever so anarchic lifestyle. Bad enough using a fountain pen but the candle wax! Crazy or what? And as for you Jason, the way you deliberately wrongly spelled 'rebelliousness' I think your almost on a par with your friends.
Of course their sabotage of the form will provide employment for young people the length and breadth of this impoverished country that has innoculated, educated, housed and maintained your friends bohemian lifystyle and probably their deserving offspring.
Jason, you're the Che Geuvara of wet shaving.....Nearly!
PS
I'm sorry I too don't have smileys to express my emotions regarding your comrades utterly selfless act of civil disobedience.
Sir, I salute you.
PPS
You do realise that not having the funds to pay the fine is no defence in law? As an act of solidarity, and as you admire their utter contempt and dissent, I'm sure you will assist them financially if they get fined.
£5 a week ok for you?
Regards