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If that was true, shouldn't you be dead? Also the embassy siege was 35 years ago, he must be getting on a bit by now.
Good to know that you're already acquainted with pub standards in Dumbarton in case you should ever pop in ! Just steer clear of that guy in the combats in the corner, if he lets slip that he was at the embassy seige he has to kill you. I know cause he's warned me a few times now. Not sure how he'd feel about shaving the old privates... feel free to enquire.
JohnnyO. o/
Little of my heavy handed humour there Chris, based on the number of ex servicemen in this area who, after a few pints, like to tell you about the ' special mob ' they were in about which they can't talk. And, now in their sixties, for me that's them just hitting their prime ! Really, you young fellows.
JohnnyO. o/
If you want serious replies and a complete lack of sarcasm, Badger and Blade is a that-a-way --->
What the buggery fuck do people expect?
If I walked into a pub and said to a load of strangers "ere lads, how do you shave your cock?" I'd expect to become very quickly acquainted with the fat end of a pool cue.
Wandering slightly off topic does anyone else not wear any form of underpants like I do? I stopped wearing said items in 1992 and havent missed them since.
Im quite literally crying with laughter at this thread.
Its brilliant. Esp the lycra wearers description of shaving your whistle & flute.
Wandering slightly off topic does anyone else not wear any form of underpants like I do? I stopped wearing said items in 1992 and havent missed them since.
+1 on both point here. I remember Billy Connolly did a bit on this (Wreck on Tour?) saying how no one warned him about the first grey pube, but how he had come to accept it as it made his willy look quite distinguished and in certain light, a bit like Stewart Grainger.....The other related point about getting on in years is that you tackle starts to shrink but you start developing great long grey hairs that stick out everywhere. I find a regular trim with an electric tidies things up nicely.
There's some ridiculous puffed out chest at the bar with a pint and pipe manly shite on this thread.
I trim my plums cos I feel it's more hygienic to do so. How is this somehow 'gay' but discussing perfume isn't FFS?
Where you buyin' the net from Vinny, Tackle shop? (Pun intended) Or that noncey place you get your 'tache net from?Right then, I'm off to buy a bigger net - didn't realise just how many tiddlers would be snapping.
Where you buyin' the net from Vinny, Tackle shop? (Pun intended) Or that noncey place you get your 'tache net from?
Off you pop then flower.I see what you've done there, petal.
You've mistaken a bit of light-hearted leg-pulling for a full-on loading up of the outrage bus.
Easily done when it's your time of the month or your bra strap is too tight.
Right then, I'm off to buy a bigger net - didn't realise just how many tiddlers would be snapping.
The balcony was very congested with people on the day, if you look closely at the tv footage you'll see that I was indeed having tea with the archbishop of Canterbury, and a bit to right was a ilegal rave in full swing, a blind sheep was being sexually molested by a tramp, and the United Nations was discussing the best way of using a door knocker, when a black clad figure appears on our left, with an mp5 and said "mind out, you fellows, I'm blowing the window"Duly noted.
That balcony must've been quite packed given the number of people who claim to have been on it!