How Many Razors do you own?

Al H said:
Finding the right razor cures RAD
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You would think that would be the case, but it ain't that way. Even though the vast majority of the razors in my arsenal rarely if ever get wet, it doesn't mean I stopped looking for more. Yeah, the thrill of finding something in the wild and all that.

Sheeeesh,

Martin
 
Dear Lord! 61 ways to slice and dice my face now!

Bic Sensitive (Pack of, so technically 10, although counting as 1)
Bic Metal (Pack of, so technically 5, although counting as 1)
Gillette Guard
Gillette 1910s 'Old' Ball End [Thin Comb] USA
Gillette 1920s 'Old' Ball End [P123664 Pat. Nov. 15.04] USA
Gillette 1930s 'New' Ball End [Pat. Jan. 13. 1920] USA
Gillette 1940s Tech Bakelite GB
Gillette 1940s Tech Ball End [Two Slot] GB
Gillette 1940s Tech Ball End [Diamond] GB
Gillette 1940s Tech 'Gillette' Non-Diamond Etch Ball End GB
Gillette 1950s Tech 'Gillette' Diamond Etch (Full) Ball End Traveller [Full Bar Head Z1] GB
Gillette 1960s Tech 'Gillette' Diamond Stamp Cross Hatch [Full Bar Head] GB
Gillette 1960s Tech 'Gillette' Stamped (Type 1) Ball End Traveller [No Bar Head K4] USA
Gillette 1960s Tech 'Gillette' Stamped (Type 1) Ball End [No Bar Head L2] USA
Gillette 1970s Tech 'Gillette' Stamped (Type 2) Cross Hatch [No Bar Head X3] GB
Gillette 1980s Tech Unstamped (24) Cross Hatch Ball End [No Bar Head] GB
Gillette 1950s 'Parat' [694093] GB
Gillette 1967 Super Speed [Black Handle M4] USA
Gillette 1973 Super Adjustable 'Black Beauty' [T1] USA
Gillette 1971 Slim Twist [Metal Ring] GB
Laurel Open Comb [Sheffield] GB
Gillette Tech Clone 'Germany'
Gillette Sterling Clone [A] India
Gillette Sterling Clone 'Ying JiLi' China
Gillette Sterling [Blister Pack 10/12] India
Gillette Sterling [Blister Pack ?] Thai
Merkur 23C
Merkur 45 Bakelite
Merkur Progress [Short]
Muhle R89
Muhle R89 DLC
Muhle R41 Open Comb
GEM Junior (1912) USA
Ever Ready 1912 USA [1]
Ever Ready 1912 USA [2] Blank Back
Ever Ready 1912 Chain Link GB
Ever Ready 1912 Chain Link Stropper GB
Ever Ready 1912 GB
Ever Ready 1914 USA
Ever Ready 1928 USA
GEM Micromatic Open Comb USA
GEM Micromatic Closed Comb [Bullet Tip] USA
GEM Micromatic Clog Pruf USA
GEM Featherlight UK
GEM Contour
GEM Contour II
ASR Valet VB1 [British Patented 1904 No.10740, 1907 No.15230 & 1913 No.7093]
ASR Valet VC2 [] Gold
ASR Valet VC3 [Patent No 470433]
Wilkinson Sword Empire [Wooden Box]
Wilkinson Sword Empire E21 [Metal Box]
Rolls Razor Imperial No.2 (Technically 4 razors, since I have four blades): A 48 7 [1] E 48 5 [2] G 48 5 (Nicked) K 52 5
Schick G
Schick Eversharp J1
Schick M45 Dial
PAL Injectomatic GB
Personna
Feather Artist Club SS Stainless (ACS-NB)
CJB Kamisori
Sanguine R5 Shavette
Edwin Jagger Carbon Steel 5/8 Round [Full Hollow] Solingen, Germany

... not including four kitchen knives which slice through the HHT!
 
No idea but perhaps less than 10 which is at least 7 too many. Going to whittle them down to 3 max. Brushes are a different story!
 
pjgh said:
Dear Lord! 61 ways to slice and dice my face now!

Bic Sensitive (Pack of, so technically 10, although counting as 1)
Bic Metal (Pack of, so technically 5, although counting as 1)
Gillette Guard
Gillette 1910s 'Old' Ball End [Thin Comb] USA
Gillette 1920s 'Old' Ball End [P123664 Pat. Nov. 15.04] USA
Gillette 1930s 'New' Ball End [Pat. Jan. 13. 1920] USA
Gillette 1940s Tech Bakelite GB
Gillette 1940s Tech Ball End [Two Slot] GB
Gillette 1940s Tech Ball End [Diamond] GB
Gillette 1940s Tech 'Gillette' Non-Diamond Etch Ball End GB
Gillette 1950s Tech 'Gillette' Diamond Etch (Full) Ball End Traveller [Full Bar Head Z1] GB
Gillette 1960s Tech 'Gillette' Diamond Stamp Cross Hatch [Full Bar Head] GB
Gillette 1960s Tech 'Gillette' Stamped (Type 1) Ball End Traveller [No Bar Head K4] USA
Gillette 1960s Tech 'Gillette' Stamped (Type 1) Ball End [No Bar Head L2] USA
Gillette 1970s Tech 'Gillette' Stamped (Type 2) Cross Hatch [No Bar Head X3] GB
Gillette 1980s Tech Unstamped (24) Cross Hatch Ball End [No Bar Head] GB
Gillette 1950s 'Parat' [694093] GB
Gillette 1967 Super Speed [Black Handle M4] USA
Gillette 1973 Super Adjustable 'Black Beauty' [T1] USA
Gillette 1971 Slim Twist [Metal Ring] GB
Laurel Open Comb [Sheffield] GB
Gillette Tech Clone 'Germany'
Gillette Sterling Clone [A] India
Gillette Sterling Clone 'Ying JiLi' China
Gillette Sterling [Blister Pack 10/12] India
Gillette Sterling [Blister Pack ?] Thai
Merkur 23C
Merkur 45 Bakelite
Merkur Progress [Short]
Muhle R89
Muhle R89 DLC
Muhle R41 Open Comb
GEM Junior (1912) USA
Ever Ready 1912 USA [1]
Ever Ready 1912 USA [2] Blank Back
Ever Ready 1912 Chain Link GB
Ever Ready 1912 Chain Link Stropper GB
Ever Ready 1912 GB
Ever Ready 1914 USA
Ever Ready 1928 USA
GEM Micromatic Open Comb USA
GEM Micromatic Closed Comb [Bullet Tip] USA
GEM Micromatic Clog Pruf USA
GEM Featherlight UK
GEM Contour
GEM Contour II
ASR Valet VB1 [British Patented 1904 No.10740, 1907 No.15230 & 1913 No.7093]
ASR Valet VC2 [] Gold
ASR Valet VC3 [Patent No 470433]
Wilkinson Sword Empire [Wooden Box]
Wilkinson Sword Empire E21 [Metal Box]
Rolls Razor Imperial No.2 (Technically 4 razors, since I have four blades): A 48 7 [1] E 48 5 [2] G 48 5 (Nicked) K 52 5
Schick G
Schick Eversharp J1
Schick M45 Dial
PAL Injectomatic GB
Personna
Feather Artist Club SS Stainless (ACS-NB)
CJB Kamisori
Sanguine R5 Shavette
Edwin Jagger Carbon Steel 5/8 Round [Full Hollow] Solingen, Germany

... not including four kitchen knives which slice through the HHT!
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What the literal buggery fuck?

I bet you only have one floppy sword, don't ya? And I bet you spend more time with THAT every week than all those shavers.
 
I know! What the fuck was I thinking? I mean I HATE shaving!!!

Yes, you're right ... just the seven floppy swords:

2x Electric Foil
1x Electric Foil (Lightweight)
2x Electric Epee
1x Steam Foil
1x Electric Sabre

... I'm a foilist for fun (and wins), epeeist purely for the wins since it's not actually fun.

Mrs has three:

1x Electric Foil
1x Steam Foil
1x Electric Sabre

.... she's a Sabreur.

... and yes, you're right again ... much more time with them (swords, not Mrs).

In fairness, they did cost a LOT more, though. I've been selling off boutique car waxes to fund my new addiction and so far, I don't actually think I'm out of pocket. I have just two brushes and one was an accident. It's razors I like ...

God help if I ever get into straights, eh? I should probably pay the mortgage off first.
 
Gairdner said:
I probably spend more time with my razor than my floppy sword these days. Must be an age thing.....:icon_sad:
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I find thumbs are a man's best friend in these situations.
 
If your 'sword' is 'floppy' then thumbing it in usually works.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thumbing%20in%20a%20softie
 
Gairdner said:
Apologies Vinny but I don't get it.....:blush:
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My dear G, maybe I can help,

I believe Vincent is suggesting inserting the thumbs into the lovely lady's ears. Think corn cob holders.

Did I win?

Also, floppy swords rarely lead to a happy ending....just sayin.

Oh hell, I just saw what definition Vinnie typed. Sheeeesh, never mind me then.
 
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