With apologies to The Monkees/Neil Diamond:
I thought MWF was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
MWF
was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams...
Unfortunately, I was a believer, but my faith is fading fast. Soaking, wetting, lots of water, little water, no water, I get a wonderful looking lather in the bowl that lasts about 5 minutes tops. After the first time, I haven't tried to shave with it. I could see through it before I got to the other side of my face. Back in Boot Camp we got about two minutes to shave, but that was back in the dark old days when men were men and women were necessary (If I were a bit older, I would add 'and bread was a nickel a loaf.').
It's also pretty disappointing in the shower, feels good, lathers like crazy, but does a lousy job on your hair.
There must be a bit of Sisyphus in me as it's going to get another shot. They say it's triple milled, so maybe it needs another pass. This time it's just going to be a grater.