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So I had this interesting discussion with the new GF when she was over a few days ago.
Act one, scene one: "living room"
: coffee table full of AS (15-20 bottles), a couple of metres of bubble wrap & sellotape.
End of scene one, I put all the bottles in one of the boxes in my "office"...
I've tried to remember & translate the scene as accurately as possible I did miss a few points, but it would make it a bit long....
Cheers,
Max
Act one, scene one: "living room"
: coffee table full of AS (15-20 bottles), a couple of metres of bubble wrap & sellotape.
She said:What are you doing with all that?
I said:Ehhm, well, I'm sending it to england..
She said:Who the hell would need that much AS??!
I said:Some friends...
She said:They don't have aftershave in england?
I said:Well, they do, but not these ones, you can't get them there...
I said:I've already sent some to Ireland too..
She said:And why the hell send them, are you running a business selling these?
I said:Well, not exactly, It's not making me any money, if that's what you want to know..
She said:So what's the point?
I said:They're friends, it's a nice thing to do, no?
She said:So how do you know these "friends"?
I said:Well, there is this forum on internet where we talk about shaving..
She said:Go, on, this is interesting...
I said:Well, we talk about shaving, and some guys wanted stuff from France, like last month I sent a bunch of soap..
She said:You what??
I said:Well I sent them some soap I bought here, about 12 of them, was pretty cool really..
She said:So you're like trafficking hygiene products to foreign countries..?
I said:Would you rather I smuggle drugs?
She said:Well no, but it would certainly be more profitable!!
I said:I'm not in it for the money, just a bit of harmless fun..
She said:And are you going to do this often?
I said:Maybe, depends..
She said:Depends on what?
I said:Well, if they want more, I'll send some more.
She said:Ok, I knew you were a bit weird, but selling AS to random strangers on a shaving forum...
I said:I'm not selling them, and they're not "random strangers", they've sent me lots of stuff too..
She said:Like?
I said:Well.. soaps, blades, and bits and pieces..
She said:Shaving stuff?
I said:Yeah, shaving stuff...
She said:Ok, why not? but you're definitely weird..
I said:I'll put them away before dinner, ok?
She said:Whatever..
End of scene one, I put all the bottles in one of the boxes in my "office"...
I've tried to remember & translate the scene as accurately as possible I did miss a few points, but it would make it a bit long....
Cheers,
Max