I'd preferably put my hand up it than for it but yeah, I'm follower of your reasoning. Man, I do her till the council complained about the smell! Skip the extra virgin olive oil though and really, it's more her white baps I'm interested in....cor.
Whilst on this subject, caught an episode of 'Allo, 'Allo the other day. Love it or loathe it, that Michelle or Yvette (the tall one anyway) was some woman. I turned over the channel just as she was showing Rene a brand new pair of black market black suspenders and stockings much to the delighted of the aged cafe users. By 'eck, me eyes nearly popped out me 'ead and him an upside down golfer too.....