please share amazing quotes and wise words

[hotmetal]

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

I've always liked this, not because I'm a paragon of virtue but because I have a terrible memory and know that if I tried lies and deceit I would tie myself in knots and get found out in next to no time LOL! It really is far simpler and easier to be honest.

 

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[BrianH]

I once remember painted on a wall above a urinal in Tadcaster & has always stuck with me..

"Whilst you are reading what I have put - you are p!*sing on your foot" - wise words indeed.

Must have been written by John Smith or Sam Smith

 

[TobyC]

 

[Louis]

In the shelter of each other the people live.

- Irish proverb

 

[Louis]

Only god helps the poorly dressed.

- Spanish proverb.

 

[Rufus]

I once remember painted on a wall above a urinal in Tadcaster & has always stuck with me..

"Whilst you are reading what I have put - you are p!*sing on your foot" - wise words indeed.

Those who write on washroom walls roll their sh*t in little balls; those who read these lines of wit eat those little balls of sh*t.