Bechet45 said:
But how much does a monkey cost?
An arse wiping, snuff tin opening macaque!
Monkeys are surprisingly expensive. Their adorableness helps offset the monetary thing and they become part of the household. Sorta like a not too bright relative maybe.....one that you can never quite trust like you would a person or even a dog . Plus they tend to crap where they like so there's the diaper thing, but that's only forever. Hah, you can train him (or her) to wipe your ass, but just not it's own. Wait a minute, don't you know somebody who could fix that diaper issue.......someone like a monkey nanny!
Toots can tell you about the monkey that some member had, the one that kept peeing on the drapes behind the seldom used couch.
Carl, without derailing the thread too much more (sorry to any readers), please just visualize a scene I will describe.
You are on the sCootr, driving down the sidewalk in a lopsided manner. Magical sticks are in the scabbard for any riff raff clearing, and oh yeah, did you decide on a horn for your ride finally? I will include one that will get people's attention and I will send you the kit for one if you like. It's classy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLjMRHiY0UU
Anyway, the topper is a monkey sitting somewhere near you, and he's huffing some snuff!! Yeah, he's set up with his own 'works', the same things used by yourself. Both of you snuffling together just could not be cuter! I would like seeing that on youtube.
Ok, once again I apologize for the off topic post.
Martin