A new shaving week and the first entry from the abode of Satanfriendly. This one comes complete with the theme, 'This time for real'. Themed such; so as to counteract last night's nonexistent lame effort.
A real razor - Ikon B1
Sharp reality - Wizamet Super Iridium
Not a toothbrush - Highlander 30mm Cashmere
Bertrand the soap - MDC Agrume
Oh my skin is so soft mummy - Pure
Smell my Y-fronts - Eau Sauvage
'We're happy because Satan is back'
I have decided that today I shall put my arse in to gear and deliver an SOTD several days early by my standards. But worth every bit of throwing a report together.
Over in Yorkshire and so good to have an Ikon to hand. Blade of indeterminate number of uses so slap a new (and the last one at this end
) Wizzamet in between the plates and heaven awaits (except not in my case). And waits, and waits, and waits......
Waiting over once the MDC has done its trick and heaven arrives (A big Boooooooo to that one). For some reason the Agrume always leaves a little patchy redness on my skin. It soon goes, but it does only happen with the Agrume and the other MDC's, fine. Patchy bits over and done with and the end results after a splash of Witch Hazel and a massage of moisturiser, heavenly. Three days of facial shite done and dusted.
Feeling wonderfully smooth, smelling divine and time to go down the pub to meet that several eyed lady I mentioned last night.
Odd that when one wears jeans with turn-ups, braces and Doc Martens someone inevitably asks, 'Are you a skin head?''. I check 'does she have several eyes?'. 'Negative', 'no I'm not'. Not the the woman I'm looking for.
Return home to talk to the pillow, it's less inevitable. 'Chris. Are you a skin head?'.
'My God! A talking pillow'
Still, a superlative shave with happy sleep inducing qualities. Have a good one folk. Time for bed said Zebedee
But not before you've had a Japanese lady. MO8, a band described as a part time woman with a guitarist of indeterminate sex and a Buddhist monk as a drummer. Sounds good to me.
And this time for real, I love you all
