A shave from the dark side brought to you in glorious dark techni-monochrome. One themed, 'Darth Shaver'
Darth Razor - Occams Enoch
Chewblader - Feather Super Professional
Jabba the brush - Zenith dark synthetic
Soapy-Wan Kenobi - Bath House Cuban Cedar and Lime
Jar Jar Balm - L'Occitane Cade
'Big cock Satan Mr Friendly you are'
A long time ago in a Ford Galaxy far far away
(The Death Car)
It is a period of uncivil beards. Rebel facial bristles, growing from previously clean faces, have won their first victory against the Galactic Shaving Emporium.
During the battle, bearded spies managed to steal secret plans to the Emporium’s ultimate weapon, the BST and shaving soaps with enough lather to destroy an entire full set.
Pursued by the Emporium’s sinister customers,
Princess Boycie races home aboard the No.9 bus, custodian of the stolen shaving accoutrements that can save her people and restore clean faces to the shaving galaxy…
Did you ever actually shave today?
Well, indeed I did. And quite a smashing one it was. A couple of days growth and a need to pick me up after a couple of stupidly long nights. What a better way to deal with it all than the Enoch paired with a super professional. Quite an aggressive little set up which needs a kids glove approach, but shit, does it work wonders, with no facial damage to note. Although I was born with an ugly damaged face which it fails to improve upon.
I still swear if you haven't tried The Bath House shaving soaps, go on, treat yourself. Easily lathered with the Zenith and easily face lathered. A face full of rich lather makes a nice job of hiding my ugliness if only momentarily until removed with the Enoch.
End results though being a very welcome and refreshing bit of 'me time'. Lovely.
Hope your week's are going fine and I love you all.
Have some Japanese ladies to prove it....