And welcome you wonderful people, to part four (or something or other) of my top secret shaves for this week. In this case those SHITT folk have allowed for this shave to be themed, 'XXXX (Would I lie to you baby?)'. This was aimed at putting matters straight in case there was any doubts as to the authenticity of my secret shaves this week.
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XXXX Razor - Stainless Mongoose
XXXX Blade - Kai Titan mild
XXXX Brush - Hive-2
XXXX Soap -
XXXX Moisturiser - L'Occitane Cade balm
XXXX Scent - Van Cleef Ambre Imperial
XXXX Lipstick by
Brian - Rouge de Bolton
'You know what? I've had enough of these shaves so I'm sodding off'
3ONE6, Enoch, there is only one God razor in my humble collection. The Mongoose. Oh hail the Goose. You want accuracy, speed, perfection, smooth and wonderment? Look no further. Just don't look at me though because I fail in every aspect. But as it stands I just couldn't live without the Mongoose. And the Titan mild just reinforces it's status. Pure shaving synergy. Another wank word makes an appearance.
As for the secret shaving recipe ingredient (To be Palmolive Fox about it) it once again throws up a terrific performance even if I do have to say I'm getting bored shitless using it. But I am duty bound to persevere and have you seen the torture methods they use in Bolton? They make you watch The Wanderers.
A most bodacious of shaves and I remain happy, because my psychiatrist makes me that way.
Happy? It can only be that most happy bunch of Japanese girls......
And my Mother-in-law has said I can have any Christmas present I care for up to the value of $1200. I smell a rat here