A theme? Indeed there is, and this one was 'Shaving in red'
Better dead than red - Razorock Hawk V3
Blood red - Feather Super Professional
Paint the town red - Yaqi Moka
Red in the face - Kent soap
Red light district - Brut splash
Here is your chance to be a budding Chris DeBurgh (I have no idea why you would want to be), but here it is, one Dreadful song, hit play and sing, sing, sing to shaving in red.
I've
never seen you
looking so furry and wet as you did tonight
I've
never had your bristles give me such delight
You were amazing
I've
never had a soap want to cream so much on my face
And when I
turned you to me and lathered, you took my beard away
I have
never had such a baby bottom face
Such a complete
feeling and as smooth as b
utter love, like I feel tonight
The Yaqi in red
Is lathering with me,
cheek to cheek
There's
nobody here, it's just you and me
It's
where I want to be
With Kent the lather is such an heavenly sight
I'll
never forget the way you creamed my face tonight
I've
never felt you feeling so sharp as you did tonight
I've
never had you shave so right, mhm-hmm
I've
never seen so many men ask you if you often shaved (!?)
They're
looking for a little glimpse ,
given they're half depraved
And I have
never seen that razor you're using
Or the
highlights in your hair that the blade is losing
I have been fluffy
The razor in red
Is shaving with me,
cheek to cheek
There's
nobody here, it's just you and me
It's
where I want to be
With Razorock three passes down my side
I'll
never forget the way you shaved tonight
I
never will
forget the way you shaved tonight
The shave in red, the shave in red
The shave in red, my shave in red
I love you (all)
Actually this shave was pretty rubbish given the blade was on its last legs, but persevere I did and a crap shave well received. Better luck next time.
'Dear sir/madam. I would like to complain to the shaving standards board about the poor level of SOTD reporting as exercised above. Further to this.........'
Have some ladies in bed to see this shave out with some unashamedly trashy pop and those Bed-In girls