Tesco Burgers

[Jeltz]

Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers, diesel and petrol, starting Monday.

The deal is called Only Fuels and Horses.

 

[shrink]

I think some people are taking this a "bit" too far. If tesco don't sort themselves out, they won't be in business furlong.

 

[Dobbo25]

Just lost my job as a shelf stacker at Tesco when the packet of frozen burgers I threw at Dave hit the store manager on the head.

Seems they have a zero tolerance policy on horse play

 

[Big.Dave]

Tesco's finest range of burgers have just come out garnished with a slice of apple and a lump of sugar

 

[Dobbo25]

It's disgusting this horse meat business and I'm glad I don't eat burgers" said Donald McKay at the burns night supper, as he tucked into his minced lungs, brains, liver, balls, eyes, and arsehole wrapped in a stomach lining.

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Jumbo sausages, Half price at Tesco.

 

[Johnus]

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Thank goodness for horses and elephants!!

 

[Dobbo25]

Roses are red

Apples are fruity

Watch your Lasagne

It might be Black Beauty

 

[Dobbo25]

This is getting beyond a joke now, just opened a can of Tesco tuna and there's a seahorse in it!

 

[Big.Dave]

To eat Beef or not to eat Beef?

...That is Equestrian!!

 

[Johnus]

The epidemic has move on to Ikea Meatballs!
http://m.wsj.com/articles/a/SB10001424127887323384604578325864020138732?mg=reno64-wsj

 

[Jeltz]

The epidemic has move on to Ikea Meatballs!
http://m.wsj.com/articles/a/SB10001424127887323384604578325864020138732?mg=reno64-wsj

There is a joke in there somewhere, but you'll have to put it together yourself.

 

[Gairdner]

The epidemic has move on to Ikea Meatballs!
http://m.wsj.com/articles/a/SB10001424127887323384604578325864020138732?mg=reno64-wsj

There is a joke in there somewhere, but you'll have to put it together yourself.

I love those! They're the Horse's bollocks....:angel:

 

[Lose the beard]

Re: RE: Tesco Burgers

I love those! They're the Horse's bollocks....:angel:

Trust you to get us back to funny shape balls

 

[Gairdner]

Hee hee.

Inspired by your new avatar:

 

[Johnus]

Sure, no one cared when it happened to us!(-!
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[Dobbo25]

Buying a Lasagne in Britain is a bit like trying to pick out a prostitute in Thailand.

You know some of them are going to contain some unwanted meat.