OK - for me, the winner is Nanny - since she gets to sell some soap regardless :lol: but she is also disqualified from the competition on the grounds that she has more than a passing interest in the prize
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In second place and open for the prize (of a 100 or 120g soap of your choice from Danny's Silly Soaps - the weekend name for Nanny's Silly Soaps apparently) is for this effort....
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Did I mention she's also a granny ?
We really had hoped
That you'd mention her soap
But all you can think of is Fanny !
So Mr Damian Murphy scoops the soap... let me know by PM what sort of soap and where to send it Damian and I'll get on and order it.
Was a close run thing with this from Urban Hermit
There was a soap maker called Nanny
Whose Exotic soap is Ylang-Ylangy
Your skin stays so tender
With Citrus or La-vender
Buy the bunch and keep them all handy
But really, Limericks should be smutty, according to my Limerick guru, Mr W. Rushton, at least.