Tomatoes

[Grunter]

Two tomatoes are walking down the street
when one tomato asks the other
"Where do you live?"
to which the other replies
"I'm not telling you, you might nick my washing"

Sorry......:icon_razz:

 

[UKRob]

I've looked at this for ten minutes now and am still unable to come up with any resemblance to humour. I can't even begin to imagine why it was posted - even if I posit a situation where I finished work early on a Friday with a few mates, went on the piss for a few hours and then decided to post a joke at 19.03 - it still doesn't seem to be funny.

 

[Lose the beard]

I don't get it either.

 

[mattyb240]

*whistles*.... Nothing to see here chaps move along

 

[Grunter]

I've looked at this for ten minutes now and am still unable to come up with any resemblance to humour. I can't even begin to imagine why it was posted - even if I posit a situation where I finished work early on a Friday with a few mates, went on the piss for a few hours and then decided to post a joke at 19.03 - it still doesn't seem to be funny.

I've got more if you want..............?:icon_razz:

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I don't get it either.

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*whistles*.... Nothing to see here chaps move along

 

[John]

I don't know if you've seen Shooting stars? This is a tumbleweed /tolling bell moment......I think :s

 

[Pig Cat]

I like to think I 'get' most humour, even though I might not find it funny. I reckon this is just an example of the surreal. :-/

 

[Jeltz]

Tomato 1 then stopped to ponder this reply and while the other walked on a few yards, turned round and said "Come on, Ketchup"

 

[Grunter]

Tomato 1 then stopped to ponder this reply and while the other walked on a few yards, turned round and said "Come on, Ketchup"

:icon_razz::icon_razz::icon_razz:

 

[mattlad]

Tomato 1 then stopped to ponder this reply and while the other walked on a few yards, turned round and said "Come on, Ketchup"

Ah! I get it now!

 

[Dr Rick]

We probably just need to let this thread passata our memories.

 

[Grunter]

Yeah, I can still log in! Thought I might have been banned.
I promise not to post any more jokes because they don't get any better.
Thank you and Goodnight:angel:

 

[chrisbell]

Yeah, I can still log in! Thought I might have been banned.
I promise not to post any more jokes because they don't get any better.
Thank you and Goodnight:angel:

Any more? Didn't think you'd posted one yet...:icon_razz::angel:

 

[Grunter]

Yeah, I can still log in! Thought I might have been banned.
I promise not to post any more jokes because they don't get any better.
Thank you and Goodnight:angel:

Any more? Didn't think you'd posted one yet...:icon_razz::angel:

That was my best one

 

[Gairdner]

Awright, awright, nuff wi the keech jokes sad sacks or we'll send round Vinny tae gie ye wedgie!

Twa coos in a field. Yin coo says to the other, "So whits aboot yon Mad Coo Disease?"

The other coo replies, "Ah dinnae ken, Ah'm a feckin' sheep!"

Boom, boom!

(And that's without inebriating licquor )

 

[Pig Cat]

What's green and brown?















































Kermit's bum. :angel: