Unfaithful to Cella

[BlkKnight]

Dear Cella, I'm so sorry.

It was a holiday romance - but I can't promise it'll end.

She (who shall be called Tabac) was a cheap date (only costing 10euros) and was wearing a beautiful glass container. I could not resist the pungent aroma, i was smitten.

Once worked up, she performed flawlessly - much like yourself.

I can't guarantee monogamy, but there is always room for another.

I will always love you.

 

[chrisbell]

LOL - I doubt you're the only one around here who has several (shaving) mistresses.

 

[Lose the beard]

I bet Cella's in a real bad mood, I've dumped here as she just wouldn't do what I wanted.

 

[Gairdner]

Aye, you're right Chris. Even us new boys have a veritable harem!

 

[hoopsa65]

I had a one night stand with her, we just didn't get on!

 

[BMetal]

Cella will always have a spot in my den if she continues to treat me so well, but she knows she's not the only one for me.

Brian H.

 

[Lose the beard]

Cella came back this morning and gave me a really good lather, think I may have to keep her on rotation after all.

 

[SirPrize]

Shaving can be a cruel and jealous mistress! :icon_redface: