Lady meets an acquaintance while shopping -
'You're looking really well, have you been away?
'Yes, we just came back from a two week cruise'.
'I'm sure the last time I saw you, you'd just been on a cruise, I don't know how you afford it'.
'Oh, it's because my husband works for Cunard'.
'Well my husband works fookin hard as well, but we can't afford cruises'.
