What's red and bad for your teeth?

[SmallBeard]

Penguin with a nose bleed?

 

[Northam Saint]

Penguin with a nose bleed?

Fits but no. Try black and white and 'read' all over. You see it's all in the delivery.

 

[Pig Cat]

Penguin with a nose bleed?

Fits but no. Try black and white and 'read' all over. You see it's all in the delivery.

Well the classic answer is a newspaper.

Yes this sort of joke is wordplay and doesn't work so well written down, for example:

A man walks in to a doctor's surgery wearing nothing but a pair of cling-film underpants.

The doctor looks at him and says "I can clearly see you're/your nuts"

Chortle! :icon_razz:

 

[pjgh]

... a duck walks into a bar. The barman says, "your pants are down".

 

[SmallBeard]

Yeah I knew the answer, but like you said it works better spoken.

Must buy a pack of penguins bars today, then I can join in :icon_razz:

 

[GorbalsRazor]

What's red, pink, silver and noisy?

A baby playing with a razor blade.