Why aeroplanes are easier to live with than women.

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01) Aeroplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.

02) Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

03) Aeroplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

04) Aeroplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.

05) Aeroplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

06) Aeroplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

07) Aeroplanes can be flown any time of the month.

08) Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.

09) Aeroplanes don't care about how many other aeroplanes you've flown before.

10) Aeroplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11) Aeroplanes don't mind if you fly on other aeroplanes.

12) Aeroplanes don't mind if you buy aeroplane magazines.

13) Aeroplanes expect to be tied down.

14) Aeroplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
 
15) Aeroplanes don't need to buy a pair of shoes every time they go out.

16) Aeroplanes don't complain about the size of their tail piece.

17) Aeroplanes prefer regular servicing.

18) Your friends can go in your aeroplane.
 
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