Worse than your pet dog chewing your slipper?

[PaulH]

Your pet whale chewing your trainer :!:

 

[Smell The Glove]

Bloody 'ell.

They're not long in coming out.

 

[SoapAlchemist]

Your pet cat pooing in the bath.....and that's not a joke, it's a cry for help!

 

[Rev-O]

Pussy? In the bath?

PIGCAT!!!!