Your fav movie quotes

[shrink]

"where we're going, we dont need roads"

"if it bleeds, we can kill it"

"these aren't the droids you're looking for"

"does he look like a bitch"

"simply because it is there, is perhaps not sufficient reason for climbing the mountain"


there are probably millions more.. but that'll do me for now

 

[Arrowhead]

"Nice beaver!" (Naked Gun)
"What are we supposed to use - strong language?" (Aliens)
"Ordinary fuckin' people, I hate them" (Repo Man)
"Infamy, infamy - they've all got it in for me!" (Carry on Cleo)
"I didn't do that" (Se7en)

... are the first few which come to mind, which just goes to show that context is everything.

 

[Francorelli]

"So, pretty please. With sugar on top. Now clean the fuckin car. " Harvey Keitel (Pulp Fiction)

 

[JohnnyO]

Lee Marvin ; The Professionals, when called a "B.....d". "In my case an accident of birth sir, but you, you're a self made man".

JohnnyO. :lol: /

 

[hunnymonster]

Airplane:
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

 

[moodymick]

Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze. - Usual Suspects

I am your father - Empire Strikes Back

At my signal, unleash hell - Gladiator

Charlie don't surf - Apocalypse Now

OK, so she's a dog - Ghost Busters

Are we cool? - Reservoir Dogs

I'm not even supposed to be here today - Clerks

 

[mattlad]

Apocalypse Now:-

"Saigon... shit; I'm still only in Saigon..."

"I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another."

"Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?"
"So we don't get our balls blown off."

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor."

 

[chrisbell]

My signature says it all - and, of course, like the "out of shape" line, it's from Get Carter

 

[eneville]

"You failed to maintain your weapon, son" - Michael Caine (Harry Brown)

That's a damn good film that, one of the best.

 

[Smell The Glove]

Full Metal Jacket:

"I will gouge out your eyes and......"

You know the rest. :shock:


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[Gary Young]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it..."

 

[baz chaz]

From Live and Let Die 1973

Sheriff J.W. Pepper:.......

By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within....... and that means you, smartass :lol:



about 2 and a bit minutes into this ---

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[chrisbell]

From Live and Let Die 1973

Sheriff J.W. Pepper:.......

By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within....... and that means you, smartass :lol:



about 2 and a bit minutes into this ---

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Best non-villain Bond character ever, I reckon.

 

[Parwin]

'Surely you can't be serious'

'I am, and dont keep calling me Shirley'

 

[mattlad]

Sliding Doors

Customer:- "Hey, gorgeous. What do you do when you're not serving up mad cow burgers in here, eh?"

Helen:- "Well, now, then, let me see. I get up at about 7:30AM making and delivering sandwiches in the West End during the day before I come here about 6 o'clock and finish at midnight. After that, if I've got any energy left, I give my boyfriend a blow job.........." [pause]............ "Would you like some mayonnaise with that?"

 

[Canuck]

Blazing saddles: "Somebody's gonna have to go back and get us a shitload of dimes!"... and.. "I'm paying you guys to build me a railroad, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas city faggots!"