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'Hurrah, hurrah!' I heard you cheer. However just when you thought I'd gone my merry way and SOTD's were once again safe from my gross stupidity, depravity and bliss ignorance, I reappear.
Where have I been?
I have spent the last four days rueing and churning over @Mike Smart and his attempt to give a theme of sorts to his shave without any form of authority or due qualification. Mr Smart, I am very willing to help you through the process to become an authorised person in theming. I will send my bank account details in due course.
Imagine your name here?
Ahem. Hence I am very honoured to present you with my last four shaves and all sharing the common theme, 'Smart Mike and the quest for the holy snail'
Monday - in cooperation with the OBR (Office for Balancing Razors)
A themed razor - Stainless Mongoose
A Smart blade - Feather Professional
Michael the brush - Steven Jagger 30mm Cashmere
Snail soap - Abbate Y Mantia Krokos
Thematic moisturiser - L'Occitane Cade balm
Certified perfume - Abbate Y Mantia Krokos
I must cut these short so that much to your disappointment they may never appear.
A cracking shave and duly qualified to be themed in some way. Krokos? Brilliant
'Theming lesson one'
Tuesday - In cooperation with the 'Not quite so finely balanced (but not too shoddy an attempt) razors department'
L'Escargot le razor - Lambda Athena
Snail mail - Polsilver Lodz
Brian thesnail brush - Highlander Marine AFC
Blek le rat - Alvarez Gomez Barberia
Blek le snail - L'Occitane Cade balm
Blek le smell - Van Cleef Ambre Imperial
'Theming lesson two'
And to think I nearly put this razor on the BST. How stupid. A Greek God
A first bit of Japanese girly music for this SOTD
Who? Pretty cruddy
Wednesday - No balancing involved in this shave
The, I fell over razor - Occams Enoch
Don't fall on this - Feather Professional
Unbalanced brush - PAA Peregrino
Italian balancing soap - Proraso
Barmy balanced balm - Proraso
The ladies fell over - Guerlain Homme
'Theming lesson three'.......there isn't one
A blade on its last legs shaves a man on his last legs. A decent enough showing from a half dead blade for a man who may well be past his 'sell by' date.....a long time ago
Steropony? Why, thank you for asking
Thursday - Unbalanced
Mike, join the dark side - Tatara Nodachi
I am your father - Polsilver Lodz
Starbrush trooper - Highlander LE TSR
Show me your helmet - Signature Londinium
Welcome to the smooth side - Collagen
Smell the power - Floris Limes
Wrong scent in the photo because I am useless. Another blade ready to throw its hand in, but that seems to be the general theme for this past week so why change a thing.
The new Floris Limes? A sure fire Sumner winner. Just, what summer?
And all because I love this lady, and milk tray. See you later folks
Oh. And since I have several pages to peruse through giving, loves, thumbs up and ha ha ha's, can you please give each of yourselves a big love from me because I can't be arsed to go through them all. Thank you
Where have I been?
I have spent the last four days rueing and churning over @Mike Smart and his attempt to give a theme of sorts to his shave without any form of authority or due qualification. Mr Smart, I am very willing to help you through the process to become an authorised person in theming. I will send my bank account details in due course.
Imagine your name here?
Ahem. Hence I am very honoured to present you with my last four shaves and all sharing the common theme, 'Smart Mike and the quest for the holy snail'
Monday - in cooperation with the OBR (Office for Balancing Razors)
A themed razor - Stainless Mongoose
A Smart blade - Feather Professional
Michael the brush - Steven Jagger 30mm Cashmere
Snail soap - Abbate Y Mantia Krokos
Thematic moisturiser - L'Occitane Cade balm
Certified perfume - Abbate Y Mantia Krokos
I must cut these short so that much to your disappointment they may never appear.
A cracking shave and duly qualified to be themed in some way. Krokos? Brilliant
'Theming lesson one'
Tuesday - In cooperation with the 'Not quite so finely balanced (but not too shoddy an attempt) razors department'
L'Escargot le razor - Lambda Athena
Snail mail - Polsilver Lodz
Brian the
Blek le rat - Alvarez Gomez Barberia
Blek le snail - L'Occitane Cade balm
Blek le smell - Van Cleef Ambre Imperial
'Theming lesson two'
And to think I nearly put this razor on the BST. How stupid. A Greek God
A first bit of Japanese girly music for this SOTD
Who? Pretty cruddy
Wednesday - No balancing involved in this shave
The, I fell over razor - Occams Enoch
Don't fall on this - Feather Professional
Unbalanced brush - PAA Peregrino
Italian balancing soap - Proraso
Barmy balanced balm - Proraso
The ladies fell over - Guerlain Homme
'Theming lesson three'.......there isn't one
A blade on its last legs shaves a man on his last legs. A decent enough showing from a half dead blade for a man who may well be past his 'sell by' date.....a long time ago
Steropony? Why, thank you for asking
Thursday - Unbalanced
Mike, join the dark side - Tatara Nodachi
I am your father - Polsilver Lodz
Starbrush trooper - Highlander LE TSR
Show me your helmet - Signature Londinium
Welcome to the smooth side - Collagen
Smell the power - Floris Limes
Wrong scent in the photo because I am useless. Another blade ready to throw its hand in, but that seems to be the general theme for this past week so why change a thing.
The new Floris Limes? A sure fire Sumner winner. Just, what summer?
And all because I love this lady, and milk tray. See you later folks
Oh. And since I have several pages to peruse through giving, loves, thumbs up and ha ha ha's, can you please give each of yourselves a big love from me because I can't be arsed to go through them all. Thank you