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Occasionally the above are purchased in this house, usually for trashy cheeseburger making (for some inexplicable reason Jarlsberg - whilst a great slice for cheeseburgery - doesn't always make the grade) - each slice comes individually wrapped, just as it has for the last 30+ years and you unwrap them in exactly the same way as you have since 1972...
Suddenly (actually maybe they've been doing it for 10 years - but I've only just noticed) they have started printing helpful hints next to the flap that you open "open here" - which is great and a handy hint for the terminally bewildered, but if you're in that much trouble that you need the hint, there's a problem, the printing is in cheese-coloured ink and is 99% invisible until you actually open it.
Suddenly (actually maybe they've been doing it for 10 years - but I've only just noticed) they have started printing helpful hints next to the flap that you open "open here" - which is great and a handy hint for the terminally bewildered, but if you're in that much trouble that you need the hint, there's a problem, the printing is in cheese-coloured ink and is 99% invisible until you actually open it.