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Whilst getting ready for bed the other night, I said to my wife - look at me: my hair's thinning, I've got bags under my eyes, I've got jowls, a double chin and a terrible paunch.
Silence.
I said 'can't you say something positive'?
Her reply - 'well there's nothing wrong with your eyesight'.
Silence.
I said 'can't you say something positive'?
Her reply - 'well there's nothing wrong with your eyesight'.