In the future, after the nuclear holocaust there will be 3 divisions of wet shavers. No humans, only cockroaches who have evolved to become able to use smartphones and shave their heads using their mandibles to hold their plastic Wilkinson Sword razors.
Right at the top, there will be a secret sect, the new order, who tell the sheeple (the Cockroach counterpart) that vaccines are scams and invent OS's for their smartphones. They will use Boycie's stash and the guy from B&B who has a fridge full of Tabac.
The others will be split between those who love Arko, and those who love Body Shop Maca Root, as these were the only soaps that survived the nuclear fall out.
We truly live in a golden era for shaving soaps.
We all have Arko, Maca Root, a few things from Boycie's stash, and a Tabac stick.