Moisturiser advice please

No one has insulted you, so feel free to pick your Teddy off the floor, everyone is a victim these days, one wrong word and the woke Police are called to arrest the perpetrator in their little pink Panda Car. Report away. I scrape hair off my face with a sharp blade because I don't want to grow facial hair. Moisturising though, that's a step too far, Ladies do that. Estee Lauder... FGS!
 
I don't find it very funny in any way Mike and have come off the thread now to be honest. Actually although I've really learnt a lot here and met some great people maybe it's time to just delete my account....
no it’s not time you deleted your account,
Your input like everyone else’s is very important to the forum.