Once upon a time lived a very naughty man, but a very nicely shaven naughty man. And a very friendly man, despite his scorched earth policy..........
So a new week of SOTD's and a first entry from the house of Satan. And knowing myself well (debatable), probably my only entry for this week (Maybe, possibly, but doubtful). Welcome to my first two shaves duly themed, 'Indecision and indecency'
Saturday
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Shall it be this razor? - 3ONE6
This blade or that blade? - Feather
Oh I just don't know - Highlander TSR LE 2023
Soap, cream, tart? - Proraso
Moisturiser or plain balmy? - Proraso
Scintillation or scentillations? - Floris Elite
Came across this one, probably while searching something obscure and I really don't know what to write to accompany it. That's Indecisiveness for you. 'Lick my phone'?
Opened up the 3ONE6 to see what blade it was wearing at, saw the word Suneko and thought, 'Sod that one' after the weeperfest of the previous evening. In the blade scrap bin it went. Ah, a Feather, what could be better for this particular razor? Nothing. A perfect match and one phone lickingly superb shave. So much so I licked my mobile in sheer happiness.
Happiness and the long distant shaver
Happiness in a dual alter world
Sunday
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Indecent razor - Stainless Mongoose
Get your blade off - Kai Titan mild
Brush my bits - Highlander LFC
Cream my bits - Signature Londinium
Moist bits - L'Occitane Cade balm
Smelly bits - Bath House Cuban Cedar and Lime
'I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.......'
But I didn't hate this shave. Oh no, pure orgasmic, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, Aldious, ahhhhhhhhhh