And as my final entry for this past week of SOTD's it is much to your pleasure (as I won't be publishing any more tripe for this week), that I give you my shave c/w the theme, 'Tripe and other delectable food(?)'
You talk tripe Mr Friendly - Timeless bronze
The pigs trotters - Feather
Brawn and brushes - Highlander LFC
Bulls cock cream - Penhaligons Bayolea
Sheep's testicle moisturiser - Collagen
Snout smell - YSL Y eau de perfume
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'A few quick passes and.....voila! shaved to perfection' **
** Not recommended as a shaving implement
And even more delight from the bronze. How it makes sense of a Feather I have no idea. Usually these blades rarely go beyond two shaves, but this was on its sixth outing and could still have managed another day by the sink. But sod that, I didn't want to push the boat out much further. I've spent a lifetime pushing boats and it's shite.
One very comfortable and pleasurable bit of time in the shower room and as smooth as fresh liver.
The YSL Y was a sample and to be honest it's rather similar to Versace 'The Dreamer' to my bad sense of smell. Given the latter cost me £23 and the Y would be around £80, it becomes a 'Thank you for the sample, but fuck that in the bigger picture'
Well it is that time of the week when I part this week with a dose. A dose of puffyshoes that is. I cleared the other one up quite some years back. So here they are....
More? May be next Wednesday if I can be bothered to make an early appearance
Until the next time, I love you all