Ahem. A couple of shaves as time simply ran away with itself last night and 'couldn't be bothered' mode set in. Please do note my excuse does not contain the right ingredients to be considered a 'catch-up' so no insinuations please.
Being that today is the day we get to vote for who gets gets to lead the country I shall hereby theme this shave, 'polling'.
The day we have to climb a pole and decide which colour tie our leader will be wearing.
Anyone who wears this would get my cross in a box.
Wednesday
A Conservative razor - Stainless Mongoose
Labour's edge - Kai Titan mild
Brushing liberally - Hive-2
Reforming soap - ADP Collezione Barbierre
Green cream - Collagen
Sensible Nice Perfume - Hermes terre
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'That's it ma'am. Pop your vote here in this shredding machine and.......'
Two days worth of facial rubbish to remove, and two days of facial rubbish very efficiently removed.
And just remember to vote Lady Baby being as their manifesto appears to be 'Give us money'. Sounds good to me
Thursday
A blade on a pole - Ikon B1
A Polish blade - Polsilver Lodz
A bristly pole - AP Shaving 24mm Cashmere
A slippery pole - Floris Elite
Slippery pole cream - Simple moisturiser
Polling perfume - Floris Elite
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'Vote for otters'
Just what the day needed and a very happy shave. Elitist
Don't vote for otters. Vote for Beavers...