My first entry for this new week of SOTD's arrives in pixilated format so that you can read it, otherwise it might look......
And you are wishing that is about as much as you want me to post, but being the irritant I am...
This shave has been awarded the theme, 'Irritating'
An irritably named razor - Occams Enoch
Irritation free blade - Schick Proline
Not a scritchy brush - Highlander Marine AFC
Irritating plastic tub - Signature Condate
Anti irritant liquid - Witch Hazel
Make me not irritating cream - Collagen
That is not possible - Bath House Cuban Cedar and Lime
According to the Bootle English Scouse Dictionary
adjective
adjective:
irritating
- 1.
causing annoyance, impatience, or mild anger.
"an irritating person like Mr Satanfriendly"
- causing irritation to a body part.
"the substance may be irritating like Mr Satanfriendly"
https://giphy.com/FwicaSqPWSJrgRk9FQ
'It says here I am certified as the most irritating man on the planet. Well, I don't agree with that one bit'
A shave report which has ended up being very centralised with the text and is irritating me no end. If you are not in agreement then just jolly well go away.
And if you did go away, you are now welcome to return as normal service has been returned. We have assumed control, we have assumed control.
A blindingly brilliant shave, but what more could one expect from a bunch of very competent shaving accoutrements like these. The Enoch despite its naff name is one very overlooked and superb razor. Yes it might fall apart, yes it's about as crap as it comes with blade loading, but everything being good it is fast, accurate, efficient and just all round fucking awesome. And since I'm in an effing awesome mode. The brush and soap, yes they are.
Irritating? Sod that one. It's just me who is, and unfortunately unlike my shaving odds and ends which go back in the cabinet, I don't.
https://giphy.com/3o6gEcKsmFoWURTSW4
'Mrs Satanfriendly. I promise wash my dirty steenking bristles down the seenk. Please let me out. I love you mucho'
Some irritating music? Thank you