Best safety razor for''downstairs''

riverrun · Monday February 8, 2016

Alex7 said:
Expected these kind of question to be mocked at. Must be because I'm a different age then many of you.

There was some good advice amongst all the TSR banter. We're a wild bunch.

Fergiebilly · Tuesday February 9, 2016

riverrun said:
There was some good advice amongst all the TSR banter. We're a wild bunch.

chris.hale · Tuesday February 9, 2016

Those of us taking the piss were your age once too you know. We just didn't shave our knackers then either.

joe mcclaine · Tuesday February 9, 2016

Perhaps the OP would get a better answer if he was to ask his mates, after Maths, round the back of the bike sheds?

Count of Undolpho · Tuesday February 9, 2016

Shave Oil e.g. Somersets and any mild closed comb razor with a forgiving blade would be my serious advice for the complete last turkey in the shop look.
I know as I regularly shave my Gentleman's Garden in order to avoid spontaneous combustion during re-entry...

UKRob · Tuesday February 9, 2016

'Last turkey in the shop look' - mine's more like the last walnut whip.

Gordy · Tuesday February 9, 2016

UKRob said:
'Last turkey in the shop look' - mine's more like the last walnut whip.

Jesus wept, can we PLEASE close this thread down now! [emoji15]

Fish · Tuesday February 9, 2016

No good god NO!!!!, I've not laughed so much in ages.

Fish

JohnnyO · Tuesday February 9, 2016

Gordy said:
Jesus wept, can we PLEASE close this thread down now! [emoji15]

Just view it as educational Gordy, I've gained an entirely new insight into what the younger generation have to do to achieve that natty, well turned out look. Now I'm left wondering to whom they display their tonsured toggles.

JohnnyO. o/

Gordy · Tuesday February 9, 2016

Fear not, I'm enjoying this thread too, if a little sorry for the OP. No, it was only Rob's description of his thrupenny bit.

Count of Undolpho · Tuesday February 9, 2016

It was only the last one in the shop because his walnut fell off years ago...

Bechet · Tuesday February 9, 2016

Thrupenny bit? Sheesh!

moodymick · Tuesday February 9, 2016

I had to shave my 'nads when I had the snip, back in '97. That said I was given the choice of doing it myself or letting them do it for me - bollocks to that! A can of goo and a Wilky cartridge or Sensor did the job. Top tip, if you're gonna have it done, don't drive home 25 miles through traffic straight after the op. Once the anaesthetic wears off you will soon realise how much you use your knackers to drive.

mbnu54 · Tuesday February 9, 2016

I had mine snipped 18th Dec 1991. Went straight for a haircut following, had arranged a meeting for the next morning. Sitting in the barbers chair(as the PK wore off), and the drive home after persauded me to cancel the meeting(2hr drive away), untill the following week

Oh yes, the kindly nurse gave mine a light scrape beforehand. Well I did go private(s)!

Nishy · Tuesday February 9, 2016

I'm booked with a couple of others for a sack and crack wax next week, for my stag and honeymoon. Should be interesting, stocked up on Germolene.

joe mcclaine · Tuesday February 9, 2016

Nishy said:
I'm booked with a couple of others for a sack and crack wax next week, for my stag and honeymoon. Should be interesting, stocked up on Germolene.

I just went for a beer and a curry for my stag-do and then flew to Ibiza for pills and a chill on honeymoon.

How times change.