On that note.....

Ratty · Tuesday January 13, 2015

An E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says

"Sorry, we don't serve minors."

I am so sorry

Ratty

mrjackoboy · Tuesday January 13, 2015

Groan

pjgh · Tuesday January 13, 2015

... a duck walks into a bar. Everyone laughs. Poor duck didn't realise his pants were down.

Nishy · Tuesday January 13, 2015

pjgh said:
... a duck walks into a bar. Everyone laughs. Poor duck didn't realise his pants were down.

mrjackoboy · Tuesday January 13, 2015

at least it was not an iron bar lol

pjgh · Tuesday January 13, 2015

Yeah, that would hurt ... I bet folks would still laugh, tho' ... cruel, cruel world.

yakoumis · Tuesday January 13, 2015

-We don't serve time machines in this joint!
A time machine walks into a bar...

balidey · Friday January 16, 2015

Never have sex with a minor.
The coal dust gets everywhere.

Dave-the-rave · Saturday January 17, 2015

Giraffe and a lion walk into a bar.
They get well and truly hammered.
As they leave the giraffe crashes to the floor.
The lion's half way out the door when the barman says
'Oi you can't leave that lyin there'.
The drunken lion says' That'sh not a lion, that'sh a giraffe'.

pjgh · Saturday January 17, 2015

Ber-dum ... tish!

Professor Blighty · Sunday January 18, 2015

Two road walk into a bar, one starts abusing everybody in there, the other road says, "Ignore him, he's a cyclepath!"

Dave-the-rave · Sunday January 18, 2015

A Wine Gum and a Polo Mint walk into a bar.
Polo Mint starts shouting abuse at everyone.
The Wine gum says 'Ignore him, he's menthol'.

MrK1 · Sunday January 18, 2015

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The barman says 'Oh God, not U2 again'

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

UKRob · Sunday January 18, 2015

Dave-the-rave said:
Giraffe and a lion walk into a bar.
They get well and truly hammered.
As they leave the giraffe crashes to the floor.
The lion's half way out the door when the barman says
'Oi you can't leave that lyin there'.
The drunken lion says' That'sh not a lion, that'sh a giraffe'.

This has been making me chuckle all day.

Dave-the-rave · Sunday January 18, 2015

UKRob said:
Dave-the-rave said:

Giraffe and a lion walk into a bar.
They get well and truly hammered.
As they leave the giraffe crashes to the floor.
The lion's half way out the door when the barman says
'Oi you can't leave that lyin there'.
The drunken lion says' That'sh not a lion, that'sh a giraffe'.

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This has been making me chuckle all day.

Mate I discovered the 1912 through this Forum.
It's only right to give a little something back. :icon_lol:

Leslie145 · Tuesday January 20, 2015

A priest, a rabbi and a horse walk into a bar.

The barman says - "is this some kind of a joke?"