On that note.....

[Johnus]

I don't understand???

 

[mrjackoboy]

lol

bartender is american for bar man

termites eat wood

so the termite wants to know if the bar (wood) is soft



Took me a while to get it when i first heard it, more obvious if your from the other side of the pond.

 

[pjgh]

I don't understand???

How do you like your steak? Rare? TENDER?

 

[Ratty]

A group of fonts walk into a bar. ‘Get out of my pub!' shouts the barman.

‘We don't serve your type in here.'

 

[Johnus]

I don't understand???

How do you like your steak? Rare? TENDER?

Oh, ok...

 

[yakoumis]

A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef.
The butcher replies: "Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"

(song's been in my head all day :S )

 

[RedHorseman]

Two atoms are walking down the road. One turns to his mate and says
"dude I think I lost an electron"
"You sure?" his mate ask
The first looks forlornly at his mate and says"Yeah mate I'm positive"