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Bechet45 said:Just a small problem so far, Martin - I cannot find a monkey sellier within sCooteR range of my home. I'm beginning to think maybe we Brits are not permitted in Law to own monkeys.
Bechet45 said:Little packet just arrived - Thor's Hammer and Spear. Not tried the Spear yet.
I'd advise that it is taken sitting down and that you resist the temptation to stand up and walk around/ do something because it doesn't deliver the promised hit. It does deliver - but sneakily, sort of creeps up on you and then expands inside your head. Your brain seems to get tighter and tighter inside your skull. Thor's Hammer or Skull Splitter - same, same - I wonder if my brain will stop expanding? Ever. Perhaps one should take this stuff lying down. Ower! Very pleasant sensation - oops! here comes the ceiling.
Very nice snuff. Good taste. Hit like a bull rhinoceros. Very pleasant if somewhat disabling - don't know for how long.
Jeeez Carl, your experience sounds a lot like the few times I smoked PCP in the 70s. Thet thar snuff is causing some serious head shit to be going on. You know how to get someone's attention.....heh. Now I do kinda wanna huff some fluff. Oh heck, wait a minute, that's supposed to go up my nose.
Far as the monkey goes, just buy one in Texas or Florida and have it shipped here first. No problem with guaranteed live delivery on your end. Whoever drops that package off with you will be a live person.
Martin
joe mcclaine said:As a practicing Odinist, it'd be rude of me not to try some of that bod boy.
He does make it sound pretty darn good.
Johnus said:Just an other tease!(or Americaphobe) who won't ship here[emoji35].
Strange that Mr Snuff or Snuff Store doesn't sell it.
Your looking at a drug dealer, we hardly weigh medication or make creams etc anymore. Incidentally if you could get this elusive monkey to shave with your straight razors, whack a bandanna on him and he could become an internet marvel just keep him off the snuff otherwise you will need a faster scooter to outrun the RSPCA.Bechet45 said:My kitchen scales are nowhere near accurate enough - I need a chemist or a drug dealer! Anyway, 5g of Viking Spear by my scales and a pinch or two of Viking Menthol does the trick - a little menthol lift behind the spearmint - really rather tasty!
Thor's Hammer for the main course, though! Bloody marvellous snuff!
Nishy said:Your looking at a drug dealer, we hardly weigh medication or make creams etc anymore. Incidentally if you could get this elusive monkey to shave with your straight razors, whack a bandanna on him and he could become an internet marvel just keep him off the snuff otherwise you will need a faster scooter to outrun the RSPCA.Bechet45 said:My kitchen scales are nowhere near accurate enough - I need a chemist or a drug dealer! Anyway, 5g of Viking Spear by my scales and a pinch or two of Viking Menthol does the trick - a little menthol lift behind the spearmint - really rather tasty!
Thor's Hammer for the main course, though! Bloody marvellous snuff!
I like the money idea would bring a whole new dimension to SOTD. However, a baboon would be more interesting. Out of curiosity did the pharmacy provide you with a different brands of patch of did you request another we have had issues of some not sticking! Talk about quality control! Could have got a monkey to do it better..Bechet45 said:Nishy said:Your looking at a drug dealer, we hardly weigh medication or make creams etc anymore. Incidentally if you could get this elusive monkey to shave with your straight razors, whack a bandanna on him and he could become an internet marvel just keep him off the snuff otherwise you will need a faster scooter to outrun the RSPCA.Bechet45 said:My kitchen scales are nowhere near accurate enough - I need a chemist or a drug dealer! Anyway, 5g of Viking Spear by my scales and a pinch or two of Viking Menthol does the trick - a little menthol lift behind the spearmint - really rather tasty!
Thor's Hammer for the main course, though! Bloody marvellous snuff!
Never mind the RSPCA - to get to A&E would be my priority! Are you implying that Martin's suggestion is not as good as I had thought? Snake oil, again, huh?
Haha snuff may well be the key! Still wearing out those dancing shoes?Bechet45 said:Different brand but still reacting - perhaps not quite as badly, he says after one patch. They stick like glue - both brands - and need a solvent to clean up round the edges after removal. I'm not reacting to the glue so perhaps sniffing is the answer.